Auld Lang Syne

So, did we all have fun singing Auld Lang Syne to usher in the New Year and did you know all the verses? If you didn't and wish you did, you can practice before next year by going to the Robbie Burns website where you will find them all. Before we get over this Holiday Season and/or get this Holiday Season over with, I wanted to say how happy I am that I won't be hearing politically correct store clerks wish me Happy Holidays rather that Merry Christmas and would like to recap my favorite Christmas Carols for the Mentally Challenged:

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are

3. Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and...

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thought of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Full Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

10. Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells of Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House

11. Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe

12. Oppositional Defiance Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus...So I Burned the House Down

13. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent Night, Holy oooh look at the froggy, can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

Happy New Year, every-one!