Monday, December 05, 2005

Christmas Carols and Songs Final Exam Version 1.0




Our son Christopher is facing his final exams at Concordia University this week, so I thought I'd get in the spirit and try one too. But it's been a long time since I've been to school, other than the school of life, but I digress.

The following words are alternate titles for several well-known Christmas Carols.
If you get 100% correct, you will be assured a full Christmas stocking!
Have fun!!

Quadruped with crimson proboscis_______________

5 p.m. to 6 a.m. without noise___________________

Miniscule hamlet in the far east __________________

Ancient benevolent despot ______________________

Adorn the vestibule ___________________________

Exuberance directed to the planet ________________

Listen, aerial spirits harmonizin _________________

Monarchial trio _______________________________

Yonder in the haystack _________________________

Assemble, everyone who believes _________________

Hallowed post meridian _________________________

Fantasies of a colorless December 25th _____________

Tin tintinnabulums ____________________________

A dozen 24-hour yule periods ____________________

Befell during the transparent bewitching hour ______

Homo sapien of crystallized vapor ________________

I merely desire a pair of incisors __________________

I spied my maternal parent osculating a fat man in red__

Perambulating through a December solstice fantasy ____

Aloft on the acme of the abode _____________________

Results:

15 – 20 Correct — You don’t need any Yuletide spirit!

10 – 14 Correct — You could use something in your stocking!

5 – 9 Correct — Are you sure you have the right holiday?

1 – 4 Correct — Surely you jest!?!

(source: www.humormatters.com)

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